5 Love Lessons learned from watching the opera Carmen

1. Remember, ask questions first, THEN seduce (possible questions to ponder include – Do you prefer ordered army life or rag-tag gypsy clans?  Does your potential lover perhaps have anger management issues?)

2. The best way to demonstrate love for someone is not to encourage and support them, but instead destroy one’s own life and follow them into the mountains.

2. Nothing is more boring to one’s lover than neediness – especially if they have the unmitigated gall to meet your sacrificial demands.

4. In the end, bull fighters in tight pants always get the girl.

5. Don’t meet up with your stalker ex-lover in private, this will most likely end in awkward confrontations or possibly stabby time.