conversation I just had with my roommates

February 12, 2007

“Man, this apartment smells like burning shit”

“Does shit really burn that well?”

“I don’t know I guess maybe you need to dry it first”

“Wait, isn’t it supposed to be wet, so that when you put it in a paper bag on your neighbor’s porch and light it on fire and they step on it to put it out, it sticks to their shoes?”

“Hmmm, good point, maybe you just have to add lighter’s fluid.”


One comment

  1. Yep, drying it is the trick. Buffalo chips were a main source of fuel for folks who lived on the plains when there were still buffalo around in abundance.

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